Sheetz v. Wawa: The Podcast

This week, Sammy C and Aja try out some new show segments!

Favorite Headline: Socialism v Communism (aka 9th grade Government) & Apparently Skinny People Live Forever

Sammy C's open mic night and the origin story of her new catch phrase (aka our new favorite segment)

"Sam Learns Something"

A short and sweet episode--catch us live on Insta this weekend--Sheetz v Wawa goes to the Pens v Flyers game!

This week...

We clearly speak NO German, but shout out to our German listener(s)!

We Are Lady Parts 

Sammy C's Anti-Valentine's Day Party featuring Ice Cream Man, Smile, & The Black Phone

The Super Bowl (go birds... whomp whomp)

Rihanna's clearly unclear message during the Half Time Show

The Super Bowl commercials--really just the Jesus one

Sammy C's gig: BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW!!!!  Comedy on the Crick 3/10/23 @ the Buck Hotel

In this episode, Sammy C and Aja debate movie theaters pre-pandemic v. post pandemic (is this post pandemic, btw?), but both agree the amazingness of movie theater popcorn. Then they throw it back to school fundraisers, talk reruns, and of course Aja mentions the china balloon.

WE'RE BACK... 2.OH!!!!

In this episode:

We address the elephant in the room aka our podcast ghosting

Aja propositions Sammy C to join her Teal on Wheels team for the Rush to Crush Cancer bike ride

We cover everything we missed about Sammy C's comedy career while we were on break

We discuss our creative processes

We talk about the lifetimes we have lived since 2020

The world is crazy

& it's all about perspective.

In this episode:

Sammy C tells us about her comedy, then we do our best to hold our guest Bill accountable for the death of Angela Lansbury.  After that, we deep dive into comedy and improv.  Bill discusses his improv class at Steel City Improv, and Sammy C does her best to heckle him.

Poor Sammy C listens while Aja gets real nerdy.

This week, we hopefully get back on track!  Sammy C. and Aja discuss all of their recent events: the Ben to the Shore bike ride, the Pirates v Phillies games, and Aja's trip to Vegas.

Truly, Sammy C. and Aja talk about dirty laundry... and so much more!

It's finally time!  We get down to the nitty gritty of our bike ride, talk aging parrot heads, Sammy C.'s latest open mic night (she killed), and so much more!!!

FINALLY!  Sammy C. and Aja FINALLY sat down to record an episode!  

In this episode, they discuss...

Roe v. Wade

The Ben to the Shore Bike Ride on 7/24

Sammy C.'s standup

and so much more!

This week is a guest episode!!! Our featured guest, Angie is a major badass on 2 wheels, and she joined the podcast to school us on the Ben to the Shore Bike ride…  We're in for a doozy!  Listen up for all of Angie's tips, our reactions, and a few laughs!

It's our 1 year anniversary, and we promised you a video episode!!!!!!  If you haven't learned by now, we don't keep promises... How's that go? Over-promise and under-deliver?  Something like that... any way, enjoy this little banger of an audio episode instead!

Sammy C. and Aja go on a wild ride down memory lane (no seatbelts), discussing the kids movies that shaped our very weird lives.

Since Sammy C. and Aja have been loading their social calendars, it's been hard to squeeze in a podcasting session... join us this week for an early morning edition of Sheetz v. Wawa... hear Aja's morning phone sex voice, and our hot take on the shit show that is all this Roe v. Wade drama.

We break down the craziness of the Johnny Depp v. Amber Heard trial, and like the trial, we superfluously tie in Elon Musk, and Jeff Bezos as a BONUS!

Sammy C and Aja reunite for an in-person podcast recording!  Cocktails were on the menu for this holy reunion, and Jesus totally approved.

Like the title says...

In this episode, we hear all bout Sammy C.'s super spreader work function, discuss our 65 mile bike ride, and how suddenly Sammy C. has terrible luck with her cell phone.

Obviously, we have to discuss the Oscar's slap and then a bunch of other weird, non-related stuff.

This week on the podcast...

Are there still super spreader events?

FYI: We are proud of our lack of knowledge on the Kardashians.

Is that a Lucky Charms butt plug?

WOULD YOU RATHER?

Thanks guys... NOW WE GET TO EAT BANANAS!!!! (IYKYK)

This week...

-Catching the 7:40pm train v. a tequila flight

-Again we discuss our 65 mile bike ride and our plan to drag each other to the finish line (rope)

-Being on your period is NEVER ok EVER

-Ladies bleed at work, despite how much we try to hide it

-If only we had the "work ethic" of Kim Kardashian and those other leather-clad Kardashian people

-We prove how much we know/don't know about the Kardashians

This week Sammy C. and Aja discuss everything under the sun:

-The hell that is grocery shopping on a Sunday

-Sammy C.'s awesome open mic night performance

-We read responses to the questions from our last podcast about ghosts

-We apologize for not being a show about convenience stores (#sorrynotsorry)

-We talk about our late night guest show appearance stories

And so much more!

This week...

-Gwyneth Paltrow eats her own v@j@yj@y candle ON TV!!!!!!!!! (and no one says anything?!)

-Meteor Man in the halftime show

-The Island Boys... please look them up if you haven't...

-Whales>Manatees>Elephant Seals>Walruses>...>Sea Turtles

-SEE COWS v Sea Cows

And so much more!!!!

This week's a doozy!

-Are WE the Wayne's World of Podcasts???

-The Super Bowl and it's Halftime Show

-Good artists, bad people, & Cancel Culture...

Dig deep with us this week!!!

This week Sammy C. and Aja discuss:

Skiing...

Joe Rogan...

Sammy C's open mic night...

and finish the best way they know how...

with Just the Tip! (Where they went in wildly different directions!)

Highlights from this week's episode:

-Our potential insane bike ride

-Being fat girls in the wild

And so much more!

New for Season 2!

Sammy C. and Aja take on the hilarious, deep, and absurd in our new monthly game of Would You Rather!  Join us for the ride... and click the link in our Spotify profile to let us know your thoughts on our answers--do you agree or disagree?

This week on the pod:

Sammy C. and Aja were off on MLK day, and this is how they spent their time...

New Year's Resolutions...

Weight loss hypnosis...

Places where fat girls aren't...

Fat girl's travel guide...

Pickle origin story...

And more!

It's the first episode of Season 2!

In this episode...

It's the drunken adventures of Sammy C...

Sammy C. and Aja have their first "on air" tiff...

Aja's mom interrupts and thinks she is LIVE in her bathrobe...

We reminisce about hilarious old shows...

And so much more!

This episode is dedicated in memory of Bob Saget, America's Dad, and Aja's first foray into raunchy comedy. RIP.

Recorded LIVE over New Year's Eve and New Year's Day... Sammy C. and Aja can/can't hang.  Listen for our beer count, our favorite episode of 2021, and our New Year wishes to you!

Happy holidays to all of yinz and youse!

Sammy C read reads A Die Hard Christmas by Doogie Honer, Illustrated by JJ Harrison...

This week:

Stephanie makes another special guest appearance!

We talk about our various holiday traditions...

-Menschie and Wolfy: Mensch on a Bench v Elf on a Shelf

-The LIE that is Santa Claus

AND SO MUCH MORE!

In this episode...

-Sammy C. reviews Christmas At The Chateau on Showtime

-Cartier's $11k butt plug "ring"

-Goop's "wellness" section and orgasm candle

-Plus-sized lingerie

and so much more!

This week on Sheetz v. Wawa...

-Sammy C's trip to Jamaica and our new theme song

-No shower Sundays and Liquid IV go hand-in-hand

-Cheesy Christmas movies and how Hallmark is the Walmart of Christmas movies

-Sammy C and Aja pitch their Christmas movie ideas

-How many are too many: TVs, Christmas trees?

-The Great Christmas Debate: White or colored lights?

-The Christmas mushroom...

And so much more!!!

This week, Sammy C. and Aja discuss their vastly different Thanksgiving plans...

-Rehash our favorite Thanksgiving foods

-Talk Thanksgivings of the past

-Discuss Sammy C.'s Thanksgiving trip to Jamaica

-Drinking on planes

and so much more!!!!

Happy Thanksgiving!  We are grateful for all of our listeners!!!

In this week's episode, the ladies discuss...

-Goth v. Emo

-Uncomfortable professional attire

-The apocalypse: die with the masses v. survive and rebuild

and more!

In this episode...

-Halloween candy options...

-Voting in pen, on paper!

-Are podcasts just for millennials?

-Drinking during online conferences

-Activated charcoal for hangovers?

-Wearing cheap clothes to famous chef's restaurants

-TV shows

-Driving: a skill you lose if you don't use

...and more!

In this episode...

-We explore all of the accommodations at Inn of the Doves in Bensalem...

We talk about TOO BIG SHOES, some Sheetz stuff, and more!!!!!!!!!

In this episode...

Our first guest co-host Stephanie knocks it out of the park!  She set the bar high for all other guest co-hosts!

-Mo Money, Mo Problems

-Old School Contacts

-Sheetz v Wawa v All The Other Ones...

-Have we met?  v Have we F@#ked?

-SO MUCH MORE!!!!!! 

We promise you will laugh... or wheeze or at least cringe your way through this one!!!!!!!

Sheetz v Wawa: Making podcast dreams come true since 2021...

In this episode...

-CHOOSE JESUS NOT COOKIES! Let Jesus into your heart... and into the gym with you. (When you're fat and are forced to go to church, Gwen Shamblin Lara and her insane hair and the awesome cult doc about it, and BTW... JESUS WON'T HELP YOU LOSE WEIGHT.)

-ANOTHER rehash of last weekend

-Taking naps v. training for a marathon

-Sammy C.'s comedy special (WATCH NOW ON IGTV)

-Our first cars, The Club, and removing the stereo face

-CIGARETTE LIGHTERS

-Pretty much all fashion and entertainment HAS BEEN DONE.

And more!

In this episode:

-Sammy C.'s comedy special... if you missed it, check it out on IGTV! #fatgirlhumor

- A walk in the woods with a murderous twist

-Aja went to Wawa for the first (and second) time and is still very solidly #TEAMSHEETZ

-Shout out to Broken Goblet Brewery and our "adorable" dude Mike!

-BALLS!

-Chicken wings v... chicken wings???

AND MORE

Special thanks to Liquid IV... for making this episode possible.

In this episode, we discuss...

-Sammy C.'s crazy week leading up to her comedy special "Not Appropriate for Anyone" live streaming FRIDAY, OCTOBER 1 @ 7pm...

-geriatric millennial body spray & being transported back to that time and place

-spam calls

-movie spoilers (***HARRY POTTER SPOILER ALERT*** in case anyone other than Aja hasn't already seen the movies or read the books)

-stickers on cars

-training for a 65 mile bike ride

-second season of single season TV shows, books adapted to television shows, and of course the shows we're watching...

-and more!

DON'T FORGET TO TUNE IN TO THE LIVE STREAM, FRIDAY 10/1/21 @ 7PM EASTERN!!! IT'S GONNA BE OFF THE CHAIN/LIT/FIR/INSERT TRENDY EXCITING PHRASE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In this episode...

-Case Races

-The Sheetz v. Wawa metric century bike ride

-Are we friends???

-Being naked in front of the windows v. working out in a sports bra

***Our grand idea to include our fans...***

-Sammy C.'s broken phone (again)

-Hash Browns v. Home Fries and Potato Salad v. Macaroni Salad (so basically all of Aja's meals for the day)

-Making plans for our big Philly weekend!!!

BONUS EPISODE 9-17-21!!!!

-Weird dreams

-Deep thoughts

-Boob issues

-Kennywood's open!!! (And the Philly Alternative)

...and more!

After 2 weeks of not podcasting, we're getting back to a rocky start...

In this episode...

-Sammy C. galavants through Happy Valley 

-The young people in wide-legged mom-jeans (these kids weren't alive for 9/11, and obviously, they missed mom jeans, too)

-Cricut RAGE

-This is us (sheetz v wawa style) and other inspirational ephemera 

-Breakfast breads and how they rate...

Oh, and we're still geriatric millennials.

We so appreciate our listeners, that after taking 2 weeks off, we thought we would reward your loyalty with a BONUS EPISODE!!!!

In this episode...

-The correct succession of mixed drink strength

-Dog etiquette 

-Dinner with Trumpers

-Koozie v Kozy

-Toilet paper, the correct way

-Christians love Sammy C.'s curse-free comedy

-TGIF and why TV f@$!d us up

-Witnessing the wildly inappropriate conversations of strangers

-Other random musings...

Oh, and we're still geriatric millennials... 

After an unintentional 2 week hiatus (#sorrynotsorry) Sammy C. and Aja are back and better than ever!!!! (Depending on who you ask...)

In this episode:

-Our new geriatric millennial drinking game (drink)

-Vacationing with senior citizens

-Those extra travel undies came in handy for Aja in Glacier National Park

-Sammy C.'s very serious musings in Aja's absence

-Waiting for symptoms to go away is the new health insurance plan

-Being plus-sized and having skinny moms--they just don't understand thigh rub

-Circle of Friends and how even if you're fat when you get famous, Hollywood will eventually make you skinny

And so much more!!!

God help the world, it's episode 10!  This one came in like a whisper and ended on a... bang?

We prepared for this podcast the way Aja prepared for college midterms: drink a little, show up, and hope for the best... so buckle up, babies!

In this episode, Sammy C. and Aja discuss:

Travel underwear, making friends on vacation, and actually having a clue about where you are traveling to...

Playing #spottheinfluenser on vacation

The male version of Siri, and is Clippy related to Bigsby?

Bringing back the housedress and rocking a kaftan--cause we're still geriatric millennials!

Finally, if episode 10 doesn't make you laugh, that's fine--at least it made us laugh!